The most exciting thing about Halloween is that...
Not looking forward to tomorrow Since cracking my brain open, I’m not allowed to wash my hair till tomorrow night This means that my hair is so filthy, greasy and disgusting, that it’s a Halloween mask in itself. So tomorrow is a hat day fucknutsdickface And other such swear words
'ello tumblr, you fuckin' mongrel
Halloween is so much fun I don’t go to parties, or go out, or anything like that I sit at home, and piss off the trick or treaters Fuckers don’t deserve my sweets, they can have a trick instead
Bleurgh I'm so miserable etc.
Do I only tumbl(e) when I’m sad? I’ve heard from various people that my blog is just swear words and anger I hope this isn’t true I like to pretend I’m an upstanding member of society And shit Harumph Tit
I'm tempted to do a Jack Skellington pumpkin, for...
Or maybe something slightly more cool Like the Death Star Or a giant cat! I can’t pick…
I've decided I hate life motto's that are only...
Stuff like that annoys me And it’s even worse if they write it on a giant piece of card or something, take a photo with their £1000 SLR, then use photoshop to reduce the quality and add stupid vintage effects. It’s a clichéd thing to rant about, but if I pretend I’m doing it ironically, it’s cool Maybe I’ll write that on some card and take a photo of it…
It turns out I'm a dermatophagaic
Which is, you know, nice I love finding out the scientific names for things I do
Why do I do this to myself?
Surrounding myself with people I can’t have It’s not the best way to feel wanted, getting rejected all the time Fucking fuck
I just found out what "Topless Tuesday" was
What’s something you really want right now, be honest? For the NHS to stop being fucking dicks, and to save me from breaking my neck Are you going anywhere for this summer? Not that I know off Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side? Side If the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you say? (: What is something you like to do when you’re...
Omnomnom chop suey
The internet is for food posts. Only
Sippin' my tea, idly as I like.
Need new music. As much as I love Daft Punk, i’ve listened to them enough that the songs are becoming predictable. So, hit me up with newness
I'll be fucked if I'm wearing purple today
Some gays died, yes, it was very sad. But I’m not gunna wear a colour for everyone who died. It’s inequality at it’s height if you single out them as worth remembering, and it’s not exactly fair for all the people who don’t get remembered. It’s a lovely idea, but it’s so stupid at the same time
Who knows how good of a uni Hull is?
I mean, I dunno much about it, other than it has a submarine. I hear it’s pretty ugly, but that doesn’t bother me too much
I'm so jealous, so fucking jealous
In the sort of “Fuck you morals, this is what I need” sort of way. It’s painful
I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus
Coo-coo-ca-choo etc. Thermos was definitely a sound investment, made the long lonely hours more bearable. Sorry for taking up your time with my incredible eye for good ideas and a need to quote the Beatles
A pox on your soul, and all who'll miss it
The dickheads in the cafe are forcing audio cancer onto all of us. How dare they. Also, the kid next to me just dissed Pavorroti and Pink Floyd. Then declared love for Beiber. There arent words for this kind of shit….
Fuckin' boss. My copy of Starcraft will arrive...
Wait I have a thermos, 1995 video games and an obsession for the Beatles Am I regressing? >.>
Bought a thermos today
No big deal, ya’ know?
Jack is soo angry
He’s not very good at Halo, but bless him, he tries
Hmph, fine, don't call
I’ll just be an emo in my room for the next few hours
Someone call me
I miss being called No one calls me I’ll marry you if you do
Day off is boring
I was gunna go job hunting, but it turns out some job has been Alex hunting. Which is awesome Time for Halo
I JUST CAAAN’T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIINNGGGGG I just walked in on my brother watching that. I approve
Whilst I can't deny that I wince at someone using...
Language is a means to transfer ideas from one brain to the next, from the me to the you. I don’t know the difference between “disinterested” and “uninterested”, and I have no idea whether or not there are too many infinitives in my sentence, nor when I should use “pedantic” instead of “pedantry”. Those who do like to wave their...
For the none of you worried, I drank my coffee and...
Order has been restored, at the cost of almost vomit inducing vileness.
"Ahh, I feel much better now I've brushed my...
WHY DOES MY MOUTH TASTE LIKE YUCK? WHY DOES CLEANING MY TEETH AND DRINKING COFFEE DO THIS IT’S HORRID WHYYYYYYYYY!? D: On paper, it’s the best combination of mouth tastes! But it hurts me so much ):
Everyone is so argumentative today
It’s times like this where I want nothing more than to curl up into a ball and have someone hug me for a little while. You know, when you’re as tall and unlikeable as I am, you’ll start missing it. I can’t curl up into the ball and be hugged, I have to be the one hugging. I’m so fucking fragile
Mum just said I was a "quirky teenager"
Oh beaut. Since when have I been quirky!? I’m as normal as breathing. Almost
Tumbling along, as you do
I think this morning is in need of some Alkaline Trio. I think every morning is in need of Alkaline Trio. My mum had an absolute fit at me this morning, thinking I had first lesson. I do not have first lesson. Brill (Y) And then my coffee went cold
Noone talks to me anymore
I’m sure the avid reader will jump at the chance to bark “But Alex, you wonderful gentleman, we talk all the time!” I don’t mean the “Hi hello hows the wife?” talk. i mean proper talks. Deep, meaningful conversations, that broaden horizons, make you think. The conversations you had at sleepovers, and always tried to steer the topic towards. Those...
That last post was a lie. I'm not actually doing...
I’m watching Would I Lie To You. You caught me
It's 11.27, I think it's time for James Blunt
Dear Mr Thornton Why is it, when you have an entire 24 hour period of literally doing nothing, you choose to do your personal statement, philosophy essays, maths homework and graphics research just prior to midnight? Do you enjoy failure, or maybe you prefer getting shit wrong? Seriously, are you a masochist? Is this an elaborate intentional failure, with the plan of a comeback tour + T...
HOLY SHIT IT'S 10/10/10
Fuck, I didn’t even realise. NOOOOOO I was gunna go high five my brother at 10 past 10
Bah harumph tsk
I’ve decided I hate Sundays They make me feel like a lazy slob, with too much time to do too much work, and yet does none of it. Sundays make me feel like a bit of a failure. And I don’t much like being that
I'm considering going to sleep
I just logged onto Tumblr
What do I see? A picture of mother-fuckin’ Freidrich Nietzsche is what I love that man so His moustache is legendary, his philosophies questionabley moral What a guy (Y)
Oi! Turn your phone on!
I got my bass back. I’m so happy. Feels so much more natural to me than those weird 6 string things
Do you want a boyfriend? Always You’ve got a whole bottle of vodka what are you doing? Giving it to someone who wants it Anything you wanna tell someone without naming names? Bitch >.> You’re insanely drunk stumbling through the streets, slurring songs, who are you with? Eh? Probably someone exceptionally cunning about drink spiking. I dunno When you sleep in your bed, is stuff usually on...
Get out here, give me some money too
Turns out the people who wrote the EMA documents are morons, and incapable of writing the Englishness. When a form says “You don’t not have to fill this in”, what is it you assume you have to do? Well, apparently you need to fill in a form, but they don’t tell you this. It’s almost like the government don’t want us poor people to have money Fucking tories ...
I haven't had internet for the past 2 days, much....
Since when was Gary whats-his-face-from-football-and-walkers a professional dancer? Since when can cows drive forklift trucks? WHY IS THAT CHILD PLANTING TREES?! Fucking hell, tv ads are weird nowadays. This is why I don’t watch tv anymore. You know something’s up when video games make more sense than television. Oh, speaking of video games. That game on the Wii. It’s a...
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
Friend zone? It's always the fucking friend zone
I just made the mistake of standing up, whilst...
I passed out and sneezed at the same time. Fml
Bluerrgh feck lfnsrgknsgh./fhm harumph
sleeping fuck cba mmmmmmmmmmmm This will be interpreted as drunk posting, but is actually an accurate representation of my sleepy head