December 2010
64 posts
At the end of the day you're another day older,...
Going to a party tonight
Might take a thermos
You may laugh, but I’ll be warm with a cup of tea, so fuck you
Casually watching MCR on youtube
Every suggested video has Gerard Way’s screaming face as the thumbnail
It’s a whole page of >:O
Does it bother people that I push all my hair back...
Amusingly, I’ve never brushed my hair back at college.
Maybe I should start concentrating…
Say what you will about Twilight saga ( I know I...
The New Moon soundtrack is fucking godly
I can't get to sleep
Instead of sleeping, I’m having theist/atheist debates in my head. I’m winning, in case you’re wondering.
It seems to be that every night I find a new reason to argue against theists.
Be it that of the media showing the antics of extremists or the downright stupidity and naivety of the pleb on youtube, they all anger me so much.
I’m gunna go all inquisition on some...
Every time I think of a lexical gap, I endeavor to...
I was trying to think of the noun form of ridiculous
Turns out it’s ridiculousness
Boring word is boring…
There still isn’t a word for a “not-virgin” though, I wanna be the guy who invents it
Oh, there was something else I felt like posting
I got called a “bloke” on boxing day
By no less than 5 people!
Ah, I forget most of my family aren’t aware of how “un-blokey” I am
I’m as blokey as…
Yeah that analogy isn’t going anywhere
Still no update on the tea front
Beating Call of Duty Black Ops and revising
Two things I hate, two things I’m doing. Why do I subject myself to this
Someone make me a thermos of tea?
Strong, not much milk, no sugar.
And some biscuits for my hummus.
Ta’
I wish there was a way of making people stop...
Problem that I encounter on my daily travels right there
Bumming on boxing day bumblr
So, Tumblr, get anything nice?
Oh, jumpers, everyone loves those.
Yeah, we ate loads of mince pies too
No Tumblr, mine pies are definately vegetarian
I dunno, go ask them why they’re called mince
Oh fuck you Tumblr
Fuck you
Street Drum Corps feat. Bert McCracken - War is...
I've never seen a Muppet's Christmas Carol
Also, stop reblogging me >.>
Tweeting on Tumblr
That's just weird then, shouldn't eat people
Matt Smith isn't edible like hummus
Hummus is yummy
I might actually have obtained/saved enough money...
Terribly excited
May even wee a bit
Fuck all this good will at christmas shit
I have cheese, crackers and the White Album, I’m sorted for this evening
I get to spend New Years on my own
As well as everyday from boxing day till when college starts.
I’m fucking tired of this shit
We're going to pizza hut tonight, as a family, to...
But mum, last time we did that, I nearly broke down in tears about how much I despise people
Surely that’s not part of the yule tide season?
Go on then, make me happier. I dare you. I double...
I have paint under my nails.
Anyone who has seen my “nails” will know that this is the most impressive thing you’ll ever see
On the other hand, my legion of ginger Boudican space vikings is complete, so it’s a necessary evil
Oh yeahh
"I'm not grumpy, I'm just realistically...
He said, whilst curled up in bed, stuffing his face on mince pies and listening to emo music.
Woe is me
For pity's sake, can we stop singing Christmas...
Call me a scrooge, I don’t care
There is no need for singing xmas songs on any other day of the year bar christmas day itself.
I mean, where has this need even come from?
We don’t sing “Happy Birthday!” for the month prior to someones birthday now, do we?
And which is more important?
The fact that a questionably real infant got born a questionably long time ago, or...
Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap is probably my song...
All I wish now, is that I knew how to sing
And how to write music
So I can write songs as good as it
So good
What the fuck? Hurts released a Christmas song?!
I just looked outside and pictured the idyllic snowy day I could have had.
Then turned around, hopped onto my bed and whipped out Tumblr
I don’t have enough friends for snow days :L
Viva la revolution!
On a less rice based note
I’m fucking terrified for tomorrow
The combination of a person I feel I have to impress and cycling in the snow is enough to send any man to bed with shivers down his spine
So I’ll eat disgusting rice and drink lemon tea for massive calming points
I get to frolic tomorrow in the snow, most excellent
This rice is disgusting
Remind me never to eat mushroom fried again
Bleurgh
Put that in your smoke and pipe it
I just logged on to Tumblr to write something, with no idea what to write All I knew was that I needed to write something.
Oh, actually, I haven’t done an xmas rant yet, I think I oughta’
Yeah, I’m not really that big on the Christian winter solstice holiday. I’m fine on the day, I can get into the swing of things
Smile lots, eat well and enjoy myself a good deal.
But...
Jehovah's witness: Do you own a copy of the bible?...
Me: No, but I have a physics textbook from GCSE. It seems to give more answers
Jehovah’s witness: We’re sorry to hear you feel that way
Me: I’m sorry you haven’t caught up with science in the last 50 years
I love these door-to-door christians
SORRY
I meant Jehovah’s witness’s >.>
I just fell asleep sitting upright in the middle...
There is no word for someone this tired
I keep mentioning this certain girl in...
Which is odd, because I never notice I’m doing it until afterwards
Bah
People are going to start thinking I’ve got emotions again
Can’t have that
I was just watching a Dara O'Brien stand up, and...
“If you’re a daytime person, you can avoid the night, the night will leave you alone. But if your a nighttime person, there is no reverse. The sun will creep under the curtains, bounce off the carpet, bounce of the ceiling, straight into your eyes, and wake you the fuck up.”
He makes a fair point
Us nighttime people aren’t allowed to be exclusively nocturnal, as we have...
I'm jealous of my friends, they're all such...
And they truly, truly are
It’s not often I compliment people, so we’ll pretend I didn’t say anything
I like steroids
They make that “finally falling asleep at 5am feeling all the more magical.
Soon, I shall be asleep
So soon, so soon..
I know people always comment on how much you sing
But I think I would go quite insane if I never heard you sing again
You have such a wonderful voice
I was going to post something, but then I forgot
Never mind, eh?
You don't need me.
But, by god, I need you
More than I’m allowed to say
Rock me, Amadeus!
I don’t want to go to college tomorrow
I would kinda much rather prefer to curl up in a ball on my bed and pretend I’m a cat. And eat waffles and drink hot chocolate
I have maths tomorrow
TWICE
Waffles are better than smelly poo maths…
No, I don't want to play Pokémon Yellow, it's shit
It’s the ONLY example in the history of the main Pokémon games, of a sequel being worse than the original.
If I was going to play a Pokémon game, I’d play Heartgold Shit is so cash
Tempted to get Black or White soon, because omfg they look so god damn awesome
Zoroark (L)
Smells like OAP spirit
I’m going to mention something I said in a post a while ago
It was about how people perceive me, and shit like that
Well, I am actually really curious to that, and wouldn’t mind someone sitting down and telling me
Or standing
Heck, we could even lounge on a lilo
But it’s something that really bugs me, because some people will look at me anxiously, whilst others have a look...
I have been successfully been given advice that I...
Because I’m a coward who’s scared of women
Ohyeahhh
