It's me, I'm Cathy, I have come home!
*indistinguishable noises*
*harp*
*noel fielding in a dress*
February 2011
72 posts
Tumblin' and bumblin'
Google chrome fucking hates it when I do that, make up words
Anyway
Hello internet, how you doing tonight?
Don’t answer that, I don’t actually care.
So, nothing is happening this year
I’ve got like, one gig lined up.
And that’s it for social events that have been planned.
I say social events specifically, because there are loads of anti-social events planned.
And none of you are invited
Why do all my friends hate the beach???
I could write a never ending list of everyone who hates the beach…or just the sun in general actually.. the beach is the best bit of summer, the sea, the sand, the men, the ice-cream……*wishes it was summer*
Smeagol don’t like the sun, it burns us.
Besides, the beach is sandy, and gets sand everywhere, and is adjacent to the sea, and sea gets everywhere, covered in people, and then people get everywhere.
It’s so much everywhereness
Play
I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter
Gay Bands According to (some) Christians →
lovegodsway.org
So, this is a list of “gay” bands that will lead innocent youngsters into the horrors of homosexuality. As if that thought isn’t laughable enough, the parentheticals just kill me. For example, “The Butchies (lizbians)” and “Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism).” This is almost too funny. This website also provides a list of safe bands, too, for better listening. The first item on the list is Cyndi Lauper. Subtext, anyone?
The Dresden Dolls…on the safe list?? HAHAHAHAHA
I love that on the list of music you shouldn’t listen to, it has George Michael
Not because he’s gay, but because he’s “Texan”.
God damn those texans!
Alright, you got me.
I’m just angry because Noel looks better than me as a man, and he looks better than me as a woman.
And his shoes are so pointy, they make mine look like flip-flops
I hate to say it, but Lulu makes a better man than Noel does a girl
But neither make as good a panda as Ceelo Green does
“This satin DOES feel good!”
—Noel Fielding, dressed as a girl
I haven't eaten a great deal over the holiday, purely by chance
My cheeks have gotten to sunken recently, I’m starting to look more and more like a Protoss Zealot.
Or a vampire, for those of you who don’t speak Starcraft
Apparently I'm getting a job, selling Star Wars miniatures with my 32 year old clone.
Just ‘cus he’s a nerd with a curly jew fro, a tendency to wear skinnies and pointy shoes and likes to cock his hip forward, doesn’t make him my clone.
Cooooooooooooonnquuuueeeesssstttt
Goddamn white stripes, so good.
My little brother was listening to them, which is a good sign that I’ve raised him right
Nanananananananananana
Nanananananananananana
I’m in MCR
Bored now, might go for a cycle
So I can pretend I’m fitness conscious
Which I am not
At all
Technically, I should be fat
