March 2011
119 posts
Farewell, my beard, you are missed already
On other news, it’s time for some video games
Two important bits of news
Firstly, I found out that JGL has Tumblr. Just sayin’
Also, I’m shaving tonight, so all of you who noticed that I was going all Philosopher on you, pay attention.
I'm gunna watch Inception again, see if it's as...
Actually, deadmau5 and Chase & Status can make...
Who would’ve thought. I’ll need to invest in deadmau5’s album at some point, it’ll balance out all the Elbow
Hungry like the wolf
I've been commissioned by an anonymous companion
I’ve got to umm..
Not sure how to put this…
I kind of have to kill everyone? So yeah, if I’m not in college tomorrow, it’s probably because I’m off in Eastern Europe, forcing my wrath onto any sapiens I encounter
Turrah
Sic transit gloria mundi
Doctors are wankers. If my doctor spent all that time she spent trying to be lovable, and instead just tried to make me better, I wouldn’t be in this fucking mess.
Fucking fuck
I’m going to go back to listening to Mumford & Sons and The Beatles. They understand me
Fuck it. Fuck the lot of you. Even the people who...
Actually, especially those people. I’m in the process of harshly narrowing my close contact group to, hopefully, just the one or two people.
So if you notice me being particularly harsh to you anytime soon, take a fucking hint
Even to a pop music fearing hipster like me
Chase & Status sound fucking cool through good headphones
However
Daft Punk are better
If I get taken for granted just one more time...
Rolling heads. That’s all I’m saying on the matter
Fucking Rolling Heads
HMV is my new favourite book shop
If you’re looking for classics, or new releases, just go there. They sell them for nothing.
Ive gotten 5 books from there, all for under £10 Feck yeah
Celebratory 600th post snore
zzzzzz….
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Fuckin’ bees
I'm like those people who are funny on stage, but...
‘Cept I’m not funny
I’m just angry
This is getting silly now
People who say they don’t believe in science. In all the wonders of biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, theoretics, all that lark.
It’s hilarious, and frankly, insulting. People think that star signs, and destiny, and emotion and random chance and magic and all this shit are really believable. And if I’m honest, it’s sickening me.
The next person to say something...
I'm tellin' all of y'all, it's a sabotage
Peanuts, maths homework, Cage the Elephant and lemon tea.
Odd mix for an evening, even for me
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My phone is so fucking cold!
More often than not, it's much easier to not...
Because fuck me, waking up is a dickload of shitty effort. Bah wankerbumzebra
(Never get’s grumpy when sleepy)
Hugh Laurie's debut single is rather delightful
That’s right
Hugh Laurie
Singing blues
Fuck yeah
I knew he was good at music from the House behind-the-scenes, but he’s wonderful like this. You should all go listen to it
Nomlette
I’ve had 3 omelette’s in 2 days. Victory and all that shit.
Oh, I’m fairly overdue a cliché post.
I’ve run out of bass guitar songs to learn, someone give me ideas
I always thought I'd grow up as a rocker, but as...
Call me hipster if that’s what you think, but it’s just better than Gaga. And besides, nothing in the charts will ever have a guitar solo to match that of a blues guitarist.
And that’s a fact
Kill It Kid's album arrived today
I am so in love with it so far, there aren’t words
Well, there are, but I’m too euphoric to think of anything past “Cooorrrrrr…”
Fuck I'm bored
Someone please, go on MSN and be interesting.
aravenclawandawritingdesk asked: Why would you "like" that post???
I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now!
I have to sing about "our passion play" and "our bodies entwining"... o___o
I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now!
I have to sing about "our passion play" and "our bodies entwining"... o___o
Does anyone else get those days
Where you see everything like it’s a film, or a dream. A series of events that you know aren’t real, and you really don’t care if they are or aren’t. You just watch in silence.
And then the day ends, and the same feeling overcomes you as it does when you finally finish a film or a book. Where you don’t really know what to do with yourself, so you stumble and amble...
I love Annie Lennox, she's wonderful
I've been listening to Daft Punk all day long
More excited for the new Remix album than I think I really should be
losereligion:
Daft Punk - End Of Line (Boys...
I hate being ill ¬_¬
If I were to cut my hair, just how short would be...
Because I’m tempted to completely rid myself of this gingery flop across the face. I’ve had it for so long, I don’t even know what my head is shaped like. Though it’s a gamble, because for all I know, I’m facial features plastered across a potato.
I know it’s hard to take anything I say without more than a few pinches of salt, but this genuinely is concerning...
As long as I'm at college, my life can't play out...
Call me out as the minority here
But I really, really really dislike the guy who plays Voldemort. He really doesn’t have the right voice.
Normally, to make someone evil, you make them British. But in an all English film, you need to be slightly more creative. But Voldemort just sounds so bland, his voice doesn’t do anything exciting.
But maybe I’m just going mad
Noone knows anything about themselves, we're all...
Jeff Buckley's cover is better
Can’t argue with that
I’ma unfollow people now.
Damn hipsters all up in my dash
I have work to do
I’ll probably do it later, when I’m not busy saving the universe/earth/america/damsel in distress/money on my car insurance
James is a massive bender
Informative post of the day
Shit’s getting serious
I can't watch anymore comic relief
Because my internet isn’t good enough, and I don’t own an ariel
Fuck
Duft Pank time
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Rory...
Fuck, can’t even type it properly
“Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after...”
– Isaac Asimov (via hatefilledgenius)
I think I have died again.
If everyone were to make a film about their life
At some point, when talking about growing up, it’s almost certain that they’ll say they were the outsider.
“I never fit in, you know? There were always those little social groups that everyone naturally found their way into, and I guess I just never fit in. I was the nerdy kid in school, the quiet one in the corner. I didn’t really have many friends, except for the one...
